won't miss dumb people

for the second time this semester, this retard in class has asked me if i got a new laptop and if i like it or not. but i can barely hear him each time he has asked, so i’ll say, “do i like my laptop?” and he will just look at me and kind of mumble something. so i assume that is what he is asking.

an officer from last night at work (who i will not mention here) displayed his idiocy once again. he was all excited and read this looong chain email to me about how captain kangaroo was this huge war hero from iwo jima and how mr. rogers was a navy seal in vietman, killed around 25 VC, and uses his sweaters to cover up his tattoos from his war days. he was so proud of these guys being so brave and heroic. so i go online afterward and see that this chain mail is just more crap being sent around and is totally bogus. i think captain k was in some war, but for the most part, it was all BS. i wished someone could go in and burst his bubble, but i’m too nice i guess. oh well. mr. “i can see satan in the eyes of the clinton’s” will just have to live his little naïve life. won’t be missing officer stockwell when i’m gone. oops. i’ll tell you who i will miss though: kim, jonas, jessIE, ma, em, sena, lloyds, kelly, cory, justin, jay, and adam. i won't miss my professor stott because he is incompetent and the biggest slacker i know. certainly won't miss our neighbors upstairs who can die for all i care. won't miss the 13 car dealerships i pass on my way to school. won't miss emily and max's breakup cycle. i will miss my little doggy scooter (mom's dog actually). won't miss school and being given the run-around because it seems to be an impossible task for all these college educated administrators to give me 8 simple credits of internship. my job: take a stab at that one. miss my bed and my plant. won't miss utah, but i think i'll miss utah. figure that one out. my nights are gonna become pretty restless over the next two weeks just because i’ve got so much on my mind as i just lay there.

so here are some of the great comments that mr. laptop mumbler said in class today: (i should have been doing this all semester, but that would have required me to stay awake each time)

(in the middle of the professor's lecture) “yeah i was gonna ask about that.”
“and i think a part of it too is . . ." (gets cut off by prof.)
“now that we are in [iraq], how do we establish the borders? is it going to change?”
“how does pension work?” (while we were talking about congressional reelections)
“the exam will have matching, but at the end will there be supreme court cases like all the other tests?” (we haven’t talked about supreme court cases in months and only the first exam had them)

besides his stupid comments, it was pretty much a wasted class today. just snoozed in the back row as usual.